Brokehearts and Matters of the Heart

I hesitated to answer this next posting as it deals with matters of the heart. I have also chosen to summarize the question and disguise the names to protect the privacy of the involved individuals. I will encode the names using a secret variation of the Latin swine encryption method.

Question Summery: My name in Ugsy-Bay. I have shared my affections with a cute pup named Uby-Ray. Uby-Ray never returned my feeling and now I am brokenhearted.

Dear brokenhearted Ugsy-Bay, I am a dude. I could tell you how to rebuild a carb but rebuilding a heart is not quiet the same. I will differ to the experts for some wisdom.

"Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs." - Miss Piggy

"And they called it puppy love
Oh, I guess they'll never know
How a young heart really feels
And why I love her so" - Paul Anka

Okay, now here is the tough love part. You are an east coaster and she is a west coaster, long distance relationship never work out. There are plenty of pup in the park....

Love life of a young Shar Pei

Question from West Haven, CT - "Do you have a love life or are you too young to date? Is that a new coat your wearing, looks sharp?" Signed an admirer

I, my friend, am what they call a Major Playa. Ladies love the Russ-Man. All the honey's love to pet me and tell me how cute I am. Now for my canine love life, lets just say that the life of a family guard dog is very gratifying but leaves me little personal time to mix and mingle. If you are familiar with Shar Pei breed you will know that we are a very loving breed. Although we have issues with trust, it is in the genes. Finding that special b-octh to share my life with may take some time.

Now to part two of your question, "Is that a new coat?". No it is not. You will find exhibit A below.

The coat I am wearing at 4 months is the same as the one I am wearing at 10 months. I am going though my growth spurt and therefore more me gives the optical illusion of a new or smaller coat. It is a common mistake. Please no not feel stupid, most of you humans are not that bright.