I was told the other day that when my family was naming me they considered calling me Chuck Norris in horror of the great one. In a recent journey around the web I found chucknorrisfacts.com It is a wonderful resource for Chuck Norris information.
To honor both Chuck and my new sister Sydney I present you "Sydney Facts"
Sydney is so tough that when nails describe themselves they say we're tough as syndey
Syd is so cool she pee's ice cubes
Syd is so scary that on halloween monsters dress up as Sydney
Sydney is so strong that she can bench press china and squat Europe
The only thing to fear is fear itself, unless your fear, then you fear Sydney
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