Monday, November 26, 2007


What would Thanksgiving day be without a grave miscarriage of justice. Pictured here is exhibit A, the false imprisonment of my cousin Benny. One minute Ben was entertaining us with his world famous pug spins and the next minute he is in the clink.

I have moved pass my boycott of blogging to support the writers guild and have a new cause. Stop the senseless imprisonment of pugs.


Hats and T-Shirts on sale now.

(photos provided by punk human J)

I'm Rich!!! NOT

My site is worth $77,804,776.

How much is yours worth?

Per I am a sitting on 77,804,776 bags of milk bones

Please see my listing on ebay for the Brooklyn Bridge.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

In support of the Writers Strike

I am not a member or in any way associated with the WGA, but support writers in their quest for a fare contract.

As a sign of my support I will not be display pictures or writing anything witty. You will only get Greek Copy!

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PS I am also in the process of forming the Animal Blog Writes Assc. My new slogan is "A snack in the hand is better then two in the bush" no, that does not work... how about "creating literary coolness one snack at a time"... or "Author This, B'ouch"... anyway, I am still working on it.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Fear and Survival

An interesting thing happened the other day. I noticed that I was starting to loss my touch. The fear that I once struck into the hearts of my enemies was gone. They did not seem to care that I was perched in my window barking. It started with the squirrel. He walked all over my lawn burring his nuts.

Then the crows came. And once again they did not even flinch. I was starting to loss it to the point that I had to take a power nap to recover. During the nap it hit me! winter is coming and these animals need to start gather food and fatting up. They do not care that I am in guard mode. They only care about surviving. Fear of me is not as bad as fear of not eating, hens surviving.

The moral of this story is that we are, for the most part, spoiled with our in door heating and cooling and our snacks o'plenty. We need to be greatfull. Share the wealth. If the humans are not going to eat the butt of the bread, toss it outside for the birds. If you are not going to finish your snack, u.s. mail them to me, care of Russell : )

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Is there a Hero inside you?

I have grow fond of watching this show on TV called Heroes. The plot is based around the concept that every day people have super powers. It got me thinking... Do I have super powers? At first I thought that I was being silly. I have always possesed the power to sleep on command but come to find out many puppies have that same power.

I slowly started to notice that I could levitate to reach the kitchen cabins where the snacks are kept. The levitation turn into flying and now I have the power to sore like a beagle! (sorry, I mean eagle)

I have also discovered my power to turn into liquid metal. I am not sure what to do with this one yet but I am working on it. And yes, while I am liquid metal pup I do do liquid metal poops.

So, I ask each of you. Is there a hero inside you?

Monday, November 5, 2007

Vote for Ruby

Vote for Ruby, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

Click here to Vote for 2007 Weblog Award in the Pet Blog. Polls close Wednesday.

Dialog from Russell Dynomite;
Don: Vote for Summer.
Russell: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her.
Don: Then who you gonna vote for?
Russell: I'm voting for Ruby, who do you think?
[Don scoffs and walks away]
Russell: Hey, Don. Can I have one of those buttons?
[Don hands Russell a Vote 4 Summer button]
Russell: [Russell tosses it across the hall, stares at Don, and runs away]