Me and my shadow

PS If Sydney was any further up my butt my colon would have to charge her rent... just kidding : )

Syndey Facts ... Chuck Norris Style!

I was told the other day that when my family was naming me they considered calling me Chuck Norris in horror of the great one. In a recent journey around the web I found chucknorrisfacts.com It is a wonderful resource for Chuck Norris information.

To honor both Chuck and my new sister Sydney I present you "Sydney Facts"

Sydney is so tough that when nails describe themselves they say we're tough as syndey

Syd is so cool she pee's ice cubes

Syd is so scary that on halloween monsters dress up as Sydney

Sydney is so strong that she can bench press china and squat Europe

The only thing to fear is fear itself, unless your fear, then you fear Sydney

Sydney's first...

Sidney's first tug-a-war.
















Sidney's first picture without being evil















Sidney's first bath
















Sidney's first basket ride

The beginning of a new age

I've been living with my family for about 1.5 years, but now it has all changed as the new demon puppy arrived. She stomped into my household with no retreat throwing toys in the air,and flinging from room to room. it was about 2 weeks ago when she sent her first attack, she had came to my station were i patrolled the family's back yard. She lunged in front of me and sent her tiny teeth into my toes. It stung but I held on, limping my way up the stairs and waiting for her next move. from then on she I've had to share my toys with her,occupy her outside by playing a fun game of tag, and role model what a good guard dog is, although she falls asleep during my lesson's every time. So having a younger sibling isn't the worst that has happen, it has it's
ups and downs.

This first picture is a brief image of the demon inside of this little pupster.










And this is Sidny in her not so EVIL state of mind

I'm Getting a Sister...

These are the latest pictures of my little sister and her sisters playing in the grass. The top left corner is a picture of Sydney looking into the camera with all her sisters butts in her face, poor Syd. And then the next one to the right is her getting back at them, and if you look closely you can see her sticking her tongue out.

Big News!

Poor Benny has been set free and i am sorry for not responding to any comments. Human mother and father have came to consideration, and they are getting me a little sister. Her name will be Sydney and she is a few months old. I will follow up this post with a few pictures of her.

FREE BENNY

What would Thanksgiving day be without a grave miscarriage of justice. Pictured here is exhibit A, the false imprisonment of my cousin Benny. One minute Ben was entertaining us with his world famous pug spins and the next minute he is in the clink.

I have moved pass my boycott of blogging to support the writers guild and have a new cause. Stop the senseless imprisonment of pugs.

FREE BENNY, FREE BENNY, FREE BENNY, FREE BENNY

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(photos provided by punk human J)